#celestialswag

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Sat, 18 May 2013 05:54:49 -0400

onac911: pheebadohdoh: usoppsass: IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:53:22 -0400

onac911:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:51:31 -0400

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

"Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside."

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:51:10 -0400

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside.”

- Rough and Ready - Sandra Hill (via k-3-i)

h0llo: minccinorris: the best fucking vine video ever I’ve...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:50:29 -0400

h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:47:47 -0400

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

paradoxs: Miyazaki would be proud.

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:47:22 -0400

paradoxs:

Miyazaki would be proud.

grinshaws: [looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:47:10 -0400

grinshaws:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:42:58 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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Sat, 18 May 2013 05:37:26 -0400

methroid:

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:37:02 -0400

methroid:

napoleonwearsshortshorts: lovely-rina: puttin-onthe-witz: paul...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:45:32 -0400

napoleonwearsshortshorts:

lovely-rina:

puttin-onthe-witz:

paulandthemccartneys:

FUCKING WHAT?!?!?! WHAT I ..I CANT EVEN SA Y HOQ FKLSA

IT’S IN COLOUR?!?!?!

Classic rock fandom, the only fandom to get excited when a photo is in colour.

FUCKING COLORS THOUGH

Play Pokemon games online. WHO NEEDS FRIENDS.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:43:47 -0400

spideymayne:

Pokemon Blue Version

Pokemon Red Version

Pokemon Green Version

Pokemon Yellow Version

Pokemon Pinball

Pokemon Gold Version

Pokemon Silver Version

Pokemon Crystal Version

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOYL SHIT

ohmyfuckkk

OMSF

Goodbye social life.

CAN I JUST FUCKING

THANK YOU SWEET HOLY JESUS

puhcific: Skateboarding in New York City, 1965. By Bill...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:41:07 -0400

puhcific:

Skateboarding in New York City, 1965.

By Bill Eppridge

I wanna date the cool looking one.
Don’t lie.
We all know which one that is.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:39:12 -0400

digivolves: craigslistdad: peachywonder: GUYS, IT’S...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:36:25 -0400

digivolves:

craigslistdad:

peachywonder:

GUYS, IT’S HAPPENING

I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

OH

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:37 -0400

eatsleepdraw: Watercolor and ink by draw Gabby draw!

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:29:12 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Watercolor and ink by draw Gabby draw!

amandaonwriting: 15 Writers - The Best Writing Advice They...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:28:13 -0400

amandaonwriting:

15 Writers - The Best Writing Advice They Received

Alice Kahn: The best writing advice I’ve ever heard: Don’t write like you went to college.

Andrei Codrescu: Best advice I ever got was from the Romanian poet Nichita Stanescu, who told me in Bucharest, before I emigrated: ‘Learn English. French is dead.’

Christopher Buckley: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received was from William Zinsser: ‘Be grateful for every word you can cut.’

Cynthia Ozick: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received is: Write with authority.

David Guterson: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received is to take it seriously, because to do it well is all-consuming.

George Plimpton: I think the best advice on writing I’ve received was from John Steinbeck, who suggested that one way to get around writer’s block (which I was suffering hideously at the time) was to pretend to be writing to an aunt, or a girlfriend. I did this, writing to an actress friend I knew, Jean Seberg. The editors of Harpers forgot to take off the salutation and that’s how the article begins in the magazine: Dear Jean….

James Atlas: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received was from Dwight Macdonald: ‘Everything about the same subject in the same place.’

Margaret Carlson: Best writing advice I’ve ever received: Sell everything three times.

Nick Tosches: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received was given to me, like so much else, by Hubert Selby, Jr.: to learn and to know that writing is not an act of the self, except perhaps as exorcism; that, in writing what is worth being written, one serves, as vessel and voice, a power greater than vessel and voice.

Patsy Garlan: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received is: Don’t answer the phone.

Peter Mayle: Best advice on writing I’ve ever received: Finish.

Richard Ford: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received: ‘Don’t have children.’ I gave it to myself.

Robert Lipsyte: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received was, ‘Rewrite it!’ A lot of editors said that. They were all right. Writing is really rewriting—making the story better, clearer, truer.

Russell Banks: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received was probably something Ted Solotaroff told me years ago when he was my editor. Going over a manuscript line by line again and again he kept reminding me, ‘Remember, this is your book, not my book. You’re the one who’s going to have to live with it the rest of your life. I might publish 30 or 40 books this year, you’re only going to publish one, and probably the only one you’re going to publish in two or three years.’

Whitney Balliett: The best advice on writing I’ve ever received is, ‘Knock ‘em dead with that lead sentence.’

From Writers Write

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Thu, 16 May 2013 19:27:28 -0400