thatsmoderatelyraven: dietchola: i’ll always remember peyton as the girl who brought her pet corn to school
My first argument with the INfamous Cleverbot.
ME: You don't have a brain.
CLEVERBOT: Who said that?
ME: Science did. You are made up of Binary code a series of ones and zeroes.
CLEVERBOT: You are a computer, you are made up of zeros and ones.
ME: No i'm a human being, made up of cells.
CLEVERBOT: Do you think Justin Bieber is a man?
ME: You win Cleverbot.... You Win.
lessiarty: can we just examine this sentence in this book Up to 80 percent of all household expenditure, according to the bread historian Christian Petersen, was spent on food, and up to 80 percent on that went on bread. ok but can we just according to the bread historian Christian Petersen i mean bread historian
When I was 5 years old, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I...– (via unhandmestrangewoman)
Heard it in his voice!
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
My way of flirting is lyk
thedrmonkey: satanpussy: Hey I have to pee. Can I pee in ur shoe b/c it will mark my territory which is u~ Isn’t that how everyone does it? Have I been doing something wrong?