May 2013
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
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horsefricker:
in a moody to see a booty
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
joshreads:
Just heard the phrase “burger daddy” in a Red Robin ad and now I feel bad inside
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
assiest:
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
THE HARDEST I’VE LAUGHED AT ANY POST IN WEEKS
banasmagiccastle:
edtrip:
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
NEW FAVORITE POKEMON FUSION EVER
fuckin legendary-ass piece of shit look at this
