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Scumbaggery.

pangur-and-grim:

despazito:

hey quick question what the fuck is going on with mole arms

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who allowed this little man to exist

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— 2 days ago with 33586 notes

shabadadu:

tilthat:

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

via reddit.com

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

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— 2 days ago with 126268 notes

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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— 3 days ago with 370754 notes

kaiju-boyfriend:

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This comment on Soldier 76’s fandom wiki page is fucking me up. A god among men.

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nayx:
“hm. didn’t want to see this
”

nayx:

hm. didn’t want to see this

(Source: outofcontextarthur, via thebootydiaries)

— 3 days ago with 100983 notes

tv-saved-the-teenage-girl:

daydreamerofyesterday:

vichy:

vichy:

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it

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where the fuck is the reindeer

Where the fuck is the bird???

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— 3 days ago with 33225 notes
bpdblush:
“ bpdblush:
“spinach baby
”
that’s spinach, baby
”

bpdblush:

bpdblush:

spinach baby

that’s spinach, baby

(Source: feelflows, via thatsthat24)

— 3 days ago with 63338 notes

aeiously:

badjokesbyjeff:

So far, 2019 seems odd.

Like every other year.

I have a PhD in math, so I understand this joke. Let me know if anyone needs me to explain it.

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— 3 days ago with 14912 notes